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... . On the first page there she is, a baby in her lap, Her son when he was one year old; she smiles as she thinks back. That was taken in the park where she took him to play, Funny how it sometimes seems like only yesterday. But other times it seems those days are distant memories, And all we have reminding us are pictures such as these. She sees a picture of him with his second birthday cake, And smiles ... Called to active duty and he's serving now with pride, And once again with worried heart, she had to step aside. [by James A. Kisner 2002 (PoppyK1 @aol.com)-{ used with permission}] Inspirational Poems SkyWriting.Net All Rights Reserved. ...

... My Forgetter My forgetter's getting better But my rememberer is broke to you that may seem funny but, to me, that is no joke For when I'm" here" I'm wondering If I really should be" there" And, when I try to think it through, I haven't got a prayer! Oft times I walk into a room, Say" what am I here for ?" I wrack my brain, but all in vain A zero, is my score ... that ?" Yes, my forgetter's getting better While my rememberer is broke, And it's driving me plumb crazy And that isn't any joke. CAN YOU RELATE ??? [Author Unknown-from Stan Markwardt, via Pastor Harold Brown] Inspirational Poems SkyWriting.Net All Rights Reserved. ...

... spilled milk on my good shirt, When she yelled at me to hurry; And I guess she didn't hear me, When I told her I was sorry. 'Cause she hit me awful hard, you see, And called me funny names; And told me I was really bad, And I should be ashamed! When I said," I love you, Mommy ," I guess she didn't understand; 'Cause she yelled at me to shut my mouth Or I'd get ... to be thrown into the sea with a large millstone tied around the neck than to face the punishment in store for harming one of these little ones" Luke 17: 2 NLT [Author Unknown-from chaplain777 @hotmail.com] Inspirational Poems SkyWriting.Net All Rights Reserved. ...

... ones, too. Of loved ones who have died and left us to feel blue. Until we begin to think just where they have gone. We're happy for them, but, we still feel alone! Then happy memories start funny stories we can tell. Tell Greta, I think of them often, and always wish them well! Your children are how old? My word! Seems like that can't be true! But look at our kids, they're all grown ... , Lord, I pray so they will know just what to do. Give them Souls for their labor, help them in their work for You! [by Dot Wilson-from 'Themestream '-Ed: anon.] Inspirational Poems SkyWriting.Net All Rights Reserved. ...

... To add to your neglectful shame. You don't seem to noticed the witchcraft; I broadcast on your own TV," It's just an innocent program ," Twitch your nose as they follow me. Add a couple violent sitcoms, It's funny to see heads blown in two. Now your little Tommy has his own gun and there's nothing you can do. They're mine and you cannot reach them; their hearts are cold, hard and black. I've showed them how to party ... pay. Without Christ they are mine to devour. Without God, nothing you can do. Today I will take your children. Tomorrow I will be coming for you. Sincerely, Satan [Author Unknown-from Denial] Inspirational Poems SkyWriting.Net All Rights Reserved. ...

... tired to go. They rested on the benches or they hurried on their way to fight the crowd for purchases to carry home that day. The music from a stereo was playing loud and clear of Santa Claus and snowmen and a funny nosed reindeer. He heard the people talk about the good times on the way of parties, fun and good galore, and gifts exchanged that day. I'd like to know what's going on, the man was heard to say. There ... did not understand. A shadow crossed His stricken face, His voice was low but clear," After ALL these years, they STILL don't know" And Jesus shed a tear. [Author Unknown-from Al Ashman] Inspirational Poems SkyWriting.Net All Rights Reserved. ...

... nest. I never saw them leaving or the young learn how to fly, I thought that I might see it when it was the time to try. But life goes on and so does nature and I smile at this, Funny how the little things in life you sometimes miss. Because they teach a lesson of how precious life can be, Just like the cardinals that were guest in my azalea tree.~James A. Kisner~[ by James A. ... 2004 (PoppyK1 @aol.com)-{ used with permission}] Inspirational Poems SkyWriting.Net All Rights Reserved. ...

... Poppy looks the number up as they ask" whose is this ?" Sometimes they have some letters on them, you must match with him, Who has that letter anyway?. it's on his list again. Sometimes they have some funny names like goofy, slick or fuzz, And no one knows who they are for, but they know Poppy does. Poppy always makes a game and everyone will win, And it goes on for hours until time to eat again. ... and I wish you all the happiest Yule time, And as you've read, you know that I will surely enjoy mine. [by James A. Kisner 2002 (PoppyK1 @aol.com)-{ used with permission}] Inspirational Poems SkyWriting.Net All Rights Reserved. ...

... we really care, From your grandma to your neighbor, Or a cuddly teddy bear. A hug is an amazing thing-It's just the perfect way To show the love we're feeling But can't find the words to say. It's funny how a little hug Makes everyone feel good; In every place and language, It's always understood. And hugs don't need new equipment, Special batteries or parts Just open up your arms And open up your hearts. Keep this hug going ... it on to your buddies. [Author unknown-from Lisa, and many others] Inspirational Poems SkyWriting.Net All Rights Reserved. ...

... brought him home And they're speaking of little things he says and does Forever changing their lives from the way that it was They watch as he plays with his fingers and toes Or how he turns cross-eyed from touching his nose He'll make funny faces and make silly sounds And of the love they have for him there is no bounds If mom's in the kitchen preparing the meals She'll know where to find him; he's right by her heels And somehow she'll just know all he's getting ... not with them he's all they think of And through him they will see that dreams do come true Making it easy to tell him everyday" we love you" [by Tom Quintana, Copyright 2001-from Tom Quintana] Inspirational Poems SkyWriting.Net All Rights Reserved. ...

... Now too late, I know the Bible is right. If I can tell you anything, Hell has no age. It is a place of torture, Separated from God and full of rage. You know I thought it was funny-a joke, But this one thing is true. If you never accept Jesus Christ, HELL IS WAITING FOR YOU! [Author Unknown-from Denial] Inspirational Poems SkyWriting.Net All Rights Reserved. ... Inspirational and Christian POEMS-Is Hell A Joke? ...

... gave a frightened gasp. What happened next I can't describe, But death threatened by my side. Let loose a wild lion in my den, But never, ever, will I cook again !!! [Author Unknown-from 'The Funny Bone '-Ed: anon.] Inspirational Poems SkyWriting.Net All Rights Reserved. ... Inspirational and Christian POEMS-Cooking. ...

... Huh? My forgetter's getting better But my rememberer is broke. To you that may seem funny but, to me, that is no joke. For when I'm" here" I'm wondering If I really should be" there" And, when I try to think it through, I haven't got a prayer! Oft times I walk into a room, Say" what am I here for ?" I wrack my brain, but all in vain; A zero, ... that ?" Yes, my forgetter's getting better While my rememberer is broke, And it's driving me plumb crazy And that isn't any joke. [Author unknown (or forgotten)-from Mikey's Funnies (mikeys-funnies-owner @YouthSpecialties.com)] Inspirational Poems SkyWriting.Net All Rights Reserved. ...

... Inspirational and Christian POEMS-The Lion-Hearted Kitten (funny-good message ). ... nothing out of selfish ambition or vain conceit, but in humility consider others better than yourselves" (Philippians 2: 3, NIV) [by: Connie Hinnen Cook (cjcook @mynewroads.com)-from Connie Hinnen Cook] Inspirational Poems SkyWriting.Net All Rights Reserved. ...

... Inspirational and Christian POEMS-A Cowboy's Lament (funny-serious_message ). ... you again and then you will rejoice; and no one can rob you of that joy" (John 16: 22, LB) [by: Connie Hinnen Cook (cjcook @mynewroads.com)-from Connie Hinnen Cook] Inspirational Poems SkyWriting.Net All Rights Reserved. ...

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