10 Signs Your Baptism Is In Trouble
The Coast Guard has to become involved in some unexpected way.
The service is held at "Splash Mountain Water Park."
The Pastor has to wear a frogman outfit complete with air tanks
into the water.
As the baptism begins the organist plays the theme from JAWS.
The preacher uses plastic animated `Billy the Bass' singing "take
me down to the river" instead of the traditional shall we gather at
You hear the pastor say, "Oops! Honestly, sister, I didn't know
about that drop-off."
The pastor can't get the rather large person being baptized back
up out of the water and calls for "Help!"
The deacon board shows up with fishing gear and packing a cooler.
Just as the choir starts to sing, the Crocodile Hunter jumps out
of the water and wrestles the preacher into submission.
And the Number 1 Sign Your Baptism Service
is not going as it should . . .
- Two Words: Alka Seltzer
[ Author Unknown -- from 'andychaps_the-funnies' ]
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