50 Plus

1. Q: Where can women over the age of 50 find young, sexy men, who are
         interested in them?
   A: Try a bookstore under fiction.
   
   
   
2. Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
   A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
        When you are done you will have a place to live.
   
   
   
3. Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
   A: Tell him you're pregnant.
   
   
   
4. Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle when you walk by a mirror?
   A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
   
   
   
5. Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
   A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
   
   
   
6. Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with memory?
   A: Storing memory is not a problem -- retrieving it is a problem.
   
   
   
7. Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
   A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
   
   
   
8. Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
   A: Their foreheads.
   
   
   
9. Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they
        enter antique stores?
   A: "I remember these".

[ Author Unknown -- from Mary Jane, via 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]