AARP Forum

Questions and Answers from an AARP Forum . . .

1. Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who
        are interested in them?
   A: Try a bookstore under fiction.
   
   
2. Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
   A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
        When you are done you will have a place to live.
   
   
3. Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?
   A: Tell him you're pregnant!
   
   
4. Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
   A: Take off your glasses.
   
   
5. Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles
        on my face?
   A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.
   
   
6. Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?
   A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
   
   
7. Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term
        memory storage?
   A: Storing memory is not a problem; retrieving it is a problem.
   
   
8. Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
   A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
   
   
9. Q: Where should 60+ year olds look for eye glasses?
   A: On their foreheads.
   
   
10. Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they
         enter antique stores?
    A: 'Darn, I remember these!"

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