A Kiss

College professors, by department, describe a kiss:

1. COMPUTER SCIENCE
   "A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte."
   
   
2. ALGEBRA
   "A kiss is two divided by nothing."
   
   
3. PHYSICS
   "A kiss is a contraction of the mouth due to an expansion of the heart."
   
   
4. CHEMISTRY
   "A kiss is the reaction resulting from the interaction between two hearts."
   
   
5. ACCOUNTING
   "A kiss must be considered an investment that is profitable when returned."
   
   
6. ECONOMICS
   "A kiss is one of those things for which the demand is always higher than the supply."
   
   
7. PHILOSOPHY
   "A kiss is persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth, and homage for the old."
   
   
8. THEOLOGY
   "A kiss is divine."
   
   
9. EARTH SCIENCES
   "A kiss is a clean, green, renewable energy resource that works best when recycled often."
   
   
10. PHARMACOLOGY
    "A kiss is an oral stimulant taken by mouth that can often cure what ails you."
    
    
11. LAW
    "A kiss is when the party of the first part and the party of the second part have reached a mutually beneficial understanding that two (2) pair of lips shall co-exist in, for all practical purposes, the same space and time for a temporary period."
    
    
12. POLITICAL SCIENCE
    "A kiss is that which will cost your career if experienced with anyone other than your spouse."
    
    
13. ENGINEERING
    "I'm sorry.  I'm not familiar with that word."

[ Author Unknown -- from Dianne, via 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]