College professors, by department, describe a kiss:
"A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte."
"A kiss is two divided by nothing."
"A kiss is a contraction of the mouth due to an expansion of the
"A kiss is the reaction resulting from the interaction between two
"A kiss must be considered an investment that is profitable when
"A kiss is one of those things for which the demand is always higher
than the supply."
"A kiss is persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth, and
homage for the old."
"A kiss is divine."
"A kiss is a clean, green, renewable energy resource that works best
when recycled often."
"A kiss is an oral stimulant taken by mouth that can often cure what
"A kiss is when the party of the first part and the party of the
second part have reached a mutually beneficial understanding that
two (2) pair of lips shall co-exist in, for all practical purposes,
the same space and time for a temporary period."
"A kiss is that which will cost your career if experienced with
anyone other than your spouse."
"I'm sorry. I'm not familiar with that word."
[ Author Unknown -- from Dianne, via 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]
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