A Teenager Is . . .

  • A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number.

  • A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast.

  • A youngster who receives her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows it from her best friend on Wednesday.

  • Someone who can hear his favorite singer 3 blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room.

  • A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can't make a bed.

  • A student who spends 12 minutes studying history and 12 hours studying for her driver's license.

  • A connoisseur of 2 kinds of fine music -- loud and very loud.

  • An enthusiast who has the energy to bike for miles but is usually too tired to dry the dishes.

  • A young woman who loves the cat and barely tolerates her brother.

  • A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week.

  • A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off.

  • A boy who can sleep till noon on any Saturday -- he suspects the lawn needs mowing.

  • An original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a teenager.

[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]

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