A Valentine "Miss"--My Mate!

      So here I sit, in all my glory...
      Lend me an ear, and I'll tell you a story.
      I once had a wife--she was such a dear;
      Then came the Net, and it all disappeared!

      Now there she sits, for hours on end;
      "Don't care where I'm going--don't care where I've been."
      Could be three, or it could be nine;
      She really doesn't care, long as she's online.

      She gets out of work and rushes home;
      She comes in yelling at me, "Get off the phone!"
      Where is my hug? Where is my kiss?
      But she's at the computer--that's all she missed!

      Talking to cyberfriends, checking the mail--
      I might as well be in a cyberjail!
      My stomach's growling--it's so unfair;
      No clean dishes and no clean underwear!

      Drink me a Coke, stare at the walls;
      I'll pick at my teeth and roam the halls.
      Laughing and typing, what a sight I get to see.
      Can you believe she's there--when she could be with ME!

[ Peggie C. Bohanon -- source: 'fun-n-faith' (Author Unknown) -- {used with permission} ]


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