Ads Gone Wrong

1. For sale:
   Antique desk suitable for lady with Thick legs and large drawers.
   
   
2. Wanted:
   Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
   
   
3. We do not tear your clothing with machinery.  We do it carefully by hand.
   
   
4. For Sale:
   Eight puppies from a German Sheppard And an Alaskan Hussy.
   
   
5. Toaster:
   A gift that every member of the family appreciates.  Automatically burns toast.
   
   
6. Sheer stockings:
   Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that Lots of women wear nothing else.
   
   
7. Stock up and save.  Limit: one.
   
   
8. For Rent:
   6-room hated apartment.
   
   
9. Man, honest.  Will take anything.
   
   
10. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory.  Must be willing to travel.
    
    
11. Used Cars:
    Why go elsewhere to be cheated?  Come here first!
    
    
12. Illiterate?  Write today for free help.
    
    
13. Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion.  Blue Cross medical insurance and salary.

[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]