Ads Gone Wrong

  1. For sale:
    Antique desk suitable for lady with Thick legs and large drawers.

  2. Wanted:
    Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.

  3. We do not tear your clothing with machinery.  We do it carefully by hand.

  4. For Sale:
    Eight puppies from a German Sheppard And an Alaskan Hussy.

  5. Toaster:
    A gift that every member of the family appreciates.  Automatically burns toast.

  6. Sheer stockings:
    Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that Lots of women wear nothing else.

  7. Stock up and save.  Limit: one.

  8. For Rent:
    6-room hated apartment.

  9. Man, honest.  Will take anything.

  10. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory.  Must be willing to travel.

  11. Used Cars:
    Why go elsewhere to be cheated?  Come here first!

  12. Illiterate?  Write today for free help.

  13. Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion.  Blue Cross medical insurance and salary.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' ( ]

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