An Honest Golfer
He smiled when I admired his golf bag, and he proudly stated that he was on the PGA Tour. Then he turned to me and asked the question all golfers ask: "Do you play?"
I shook my head, "I used to, when I was younger, but I quit because I wasn't a very good golfer. I consistently shot in the seventies."
He looked at me intently, and with a long low in-take of breath, and said: "The seventies?"
"Yes," I admitted. I really wasn't very good.
"Consistently?" he asked, with an intent look on his face.
"Almost every hole," I confessed.
[ Author Unknown -- received from 'Pastor Tim' (email@example.com) ]