Cavewoman and caveman looking a fire that went out.

Ancient Tech Support

The tech support problem dates back to long before the industrial revolution, when primitive tribesmen beat out a rhythm on drums to communicate:

Sample help request - no nonsense support person . . .

Tech:   This Fire help.  Me Groog

Customer:   Me Lorto.  Help.  Fire not work.

Tech:   You have flint and stone?

Customer:   Ugh

Tech:   You hit them together?

Customer:   Ugh

Tech:   What happen?

Customer:   Fire not work

Tech:   (sigh)  Make spark?

Customer:   No spark, no fire, me confused.  Fire work yesterday.

Tech:   *sigh*  You change rock?

Customer:   I change nothing

Tech:   You sure?

Customer:   Me make one change.  Stone hot so me soak in stream so stone not burn Lorto hand.  Small change, shouldn't keep Lorto from make fire.

Tech:   *Grabs club and goes to Lorto's cave*

[ Author Unknown - from 'ArcaMax Jokes' ( ]

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