Ancient Tech Support
Sample help request - no nonsense support person . . .
Tech: This Fire help. Me Groog
Customer: Me Lorto. Help. Fire not work.
Tech: You have flint and stone?
Tech: You hit them together?
Tech: What happen?
Customer: Fire not work
Tech: (sigh) Make spark?
Customer: No spark, no fire, me confused. Fire work yesterday.
Tech: *sigh* You change rock?
Customer: I change nothing
Tech: You sure?
Customer: Me make one change. Stone hot so me soak in stream so stone not burn Lorto hand. Small change, shouldn't keep Lorto from make fire.
Tech: *Grabs club and goes to Lorto's cave*