Bad Day In The ER
You know it's going to be a bad day in the ER when . . . .
You show up for work and notice bars have just been installed on all
the windows and there is now a metal detector at the hospital
The paramedics in the parking lot are all using mops to clean up
their ambulances and the EMTs are using a hose.
The off-going shift has a hard time keeping a straight face when
giving report, especially about Room 15.
Your first patient of the day insists there is no way that she can
be pregnant. She's crowning.
Your next five patients and their families all scream at you in
different languages, none of which you speak.
Your next patient screams at you in a language you do understand,
but you can't remember hearing that many obscenities strung together
The intoxicated 250 Kg transvestite in Room 15 keeps trying to get
your home phone number because you "are just too sweet."
The hospital's attorney wants to talk to you, but her secretary
won't tell you what it's about.
The hospital has a surprise disaster drill. You were the only one
who wasn't tipped off.
The psychiatric patients' delusions are beginning to make sense.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]
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