Boys and Girls Are Not The Same
Boys and girls are not born the same. Now that's not exactly a great revelation,
but here are some cute comments about the differences; for your amusement.
You throw a little girl a ball, and it will hit her
in the nose. You throw a little boy a ball, and
he will try to catch it.
You dress your little girl in her Easter Sunday
best, and she'll look just as pretty when you finally
make it to church an hour later. You dress a boy
in his Easter Sunday best, and he'll somehow
find every mud puddle from your home to the
church, even if you're driving there.
Boys' rooms are usually messy. Girls' rooms
are usually messy, except it's a good smelling
A baby girl will pick up a stick and look in
wonderment at what nature has made. A baby
boy will pick up a stick and turn it into a tool.
When girls play with Barbie and Ken dolls,
they like to dress them up and play house with
them. When boys play with Barbie and Ken dolls,
they like to tear off their appendages.
Boys couldn't care less if their hair is unruly. If
their bangs got cut a quarter-inch too short, girls
would rather lock themselves in their room for
two weeks than be seen in public.
Baby girls find mommy's makeup and almost
instinctively start painting their face. Baby boys
find mommy's makeup and almost instinctively
start painting the walls.
If a girl accidently burps, she will be embarrassed.
If a boy accidently burps, he will follow it with a
dozen fake belches.
Boys grow their fingernails long because they're
too lazy to cut them. Girls grow their fingernails
long - not because they look nice - but because
they can dig them into a boy's arm.
Girls are attracted to boys, even at an early
age. At an early age, boys are attracted to dirt.
By the age of 6, boys will stop giving their
dad kisses. By the age of 6, girls will stop giving
their dad kisses unless he bribes them with candy.
Most baby girls talk before boys do. Before
boys talk, they learn how to make machine-gun
Girls will cry if someone dies in a movie. Boys
will cry if you turn off the VCR after they've watched a
"Pokemon" movie three times in a row.
Girls turn into women. Boys turn into bigger boys.
[ Author Unknown -- from Irene A. Mystery -- Ed:Anon ]
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