As part of an effort to crack down on terrorist
activity within Britain, Prime Minister Tony
Blair has instituted a new series of tests that
all applicants for British citizenship must pass:
And finally . . .
The ability to express the full range of human
emotion by gentle throat clearing.
The ability to drink a full pint of warm flat beer
(non-alcoholic beer is permitted, but in this
case two pints must be consumed).
The ability to complement the cook after
consuming a dinner of cold mashed potatoes,
cold peas, and cold burnt meat.
The ability to instinctively know if it's tea first
or milk first.
The ability to praise the French while clearly
indicating that since 1066 they've pretty much
been a bunch of losers.
The ability to praise the Americans while
clearly indicating that they got lucky that one
time in the late 1700s.
The ability to utter the phrase: "British Way of Life"
without cracking even the hint of a smile.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Joke du Jour' (JdJ@yahoogroups.com) ]
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