Bumper Stickers To Ponder

• If You Can Read This, I Can Slam On My Brakes And Sue You
  
  
• Jesus Loves You -- The Rest Of Us Think You're An Idiot.
  
  
• Forget World Peace -- Visualize Turning Off Your Turn Signal!
  
  
• Hang Up And Drive!
  
  
• Where There's A Will... I Want To Be In It!
  
  
• Ever Stop To Think, And Forget To Start Again?
  
  
• This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
  
  
• If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
  
  
• This Bumper Sticker Exploits Illiterates
  
  
• Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
  
  
• Honk If Anything Falls Off
  
  
• He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest
  
  
• He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Is Miles From The Next Exit
  
  
• I Haven't Lost My Mind -- It's Backed-Up On Disk Somewhere
  

[ Author Unknown -- from 'keepAhead' ]