Bumper Stickers To Ponder

  • If You Can Read This, I Can Slam On My Brakes And Sue You

  • Jesus Loves You -- The Rest Of Us Think You're An Idiot.

  • Forget World Peace -- Visualize Turning Off Your Turn Signal!

  • Hang Up And Drive!

  • Where There's A Will... I Want To Be In It!

  • Ever Stop To Think, And Forget To Start Again?

  • This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me

  • If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?

  • This Bumper Sticker Exploits Illiterates

  • Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway

  • Honk If Anything Falls Off

  • He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest

  • He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Is Miles From The Next Exit

  • I Haven't Lost My Mind -- It's Backed-Up On Disk Somewhere

[ Author Unknown -- from 'keepAhead' ]


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