Business Slogans

  1. Plumber:
    "We repair what your husband Fixed."

  2. Pizza shop slogan:
    "7 days without pizza makes one Weak."

  3. At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
    "Invite us to your next blowout."

  4. Door of a plastic surgeons office:
    "Hello, can we pick your nose?"

  5. Sign at the psychic's Hotline:
    "Don't call us, we'll call you."

  6. At A Laundry Shop:
    "How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?"

  7. At a Towing Company:
    "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

  8. Billboard on the side of the road:
    "Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs."

  9. On an Electricians truck:
    "Let us remove your shorts."

  10. In a Nonsmoking Area:
    "If we see smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

  11. On Maternity Room Door:
    "Push, Push, Push."

  12. At an Optometrists Office "If you don't see what your looking for you've come to the right place."

  13. On a Taxidermist's window:
    "We really know our stuff."

  14. In a Podiatrist's office:
    "Time wounds all heels."

  15. On a Butchers window:
    "Let me meat your needs."

  16. On a fence:
    "Salesman Welcome, Dog food is expensive."

  17. At a car Dealership:
    "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

  18. Outside a Muffler Shop:
    "No appointment Necessary, we hear you coming."

  19. Outside a Hotel:
    "Help! We need inn-experienced people."

  20. On a desk in a reception room:
    "We shoot every 3rd salesman , and the 2nd one just left."

  21. In a Veterinarians waiting room:
    "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit ! Stay!"

  22. At the Electric Company:
    "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."

  23. On the door of a Computer Store:
    "Out for a quick byte."

  24. In a Restaurant window:
    "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."

  25. Inside a Bowling Alley:
    "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."

  26. In the front yard of a funeral home:
    "Drive carefully, we'll wait."

  27. In a counselors office:
    "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.

[ Author Unknown -- from 'Aiken Drum' ( ]


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