Buy a Bad Car?

Signs you may Have bought a bad car...

1. As you leave the used car lot, you see the owner rush out with a gigantic smile and high-five the salesman.
   
   
2. You notice that the car phone they threw in "for free" has a direct line to Moes's Towing Company.
   
   
3. The booster cables are not in the trunk but are permanently soldered to the battery.
   
   
4. The hood has been equipped with a push-button device for quick and easy opening.
   
   
5. The "Purchased From" sticker at the bottom of the rear license plate has been removed.
   
   
6. You get a "Good Luck" card from the previous owner.
   
   
7. As you drive up to a service station for gas, the mechanic opens the big door and waves you in.
   
   
8. When you leave for work the next morning, you notice a tow truck parked about a block from your driveway. As you go by, it silently falls in behind you.
   
   
9. The little "Service Engine" warning signal in the dashboard comes on and reads "Me Again."
   
   

[ Author Unknown -- from 'Colorado Comments' ]