California Driving

The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
    Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
    A: What for?  He can't see my license plate.

    Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at
         the same time?
    A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying,
         "Guns don't kill people - I do."

    Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
    A: Your car.

    Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
    A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

    Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk
    A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

    Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer
         drive lawfully?
    A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

    Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
    A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

    Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a
         flashing yellow traffic light?
    A: The color.

    Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
    A: Heavy psychedelics.

    Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
    A: Carry loaded weapons.

[ Author Unknown -- Christine, via 'Buffalos Chips' ( ]


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