Camping - Seeing Stars
Some hours later, Scott wakes his friend and says, "Tom, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Tom replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asked Scott.
Tom ponders for a minute, then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies, and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small, and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you, Scott?"
Scott is silent for a moment, then says, "Tom, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."