Cat's Computer Dictionary

• BROWSER: What I like to be at 3:00 am when I rearrange all your books on your desk. Where's a kitty supposed to lay down with all that mess?
  
  
• WALLPAPER: My favorite stuff, mostly in the kitchen and bathroom, I use to exercise my claws on.
  
  
• DEFRAG: Coughing up hairballs. Hey, it's just a little maintenance!
  
  
• HYPERLINK: Fake hot dog filled with my favorite pick-me-up: cat-nip.
  
  
• SERVER: My human subject. You can't call them waitress, or waiter, or slave anymore; it's not politically correct.
  
  
• SHUT DOWN: Nap time - my favorite 16 hours of the day.
  
  
• LAPTOP: Little ol' me. Certainly cuter, more useful, valuable, and entertaining. and no batteries are required.
  
  
• DEFAULT: Blame. If something gets broken around the house, don't look at me! It's probably that human I have to share my house with, or the dog's fault!
  
  
• WINDOW: The best place to watch birds, squirrels, and that weird dog next door eat out of the trash can and chase cars.
  
  
• HOME PAGE: My papers - newspapers, that is, that I used before graduating to the real kitty litter box. I think they were the "Wanted: DOG" ads.

[ Author Unknown -- from 'Aiken Drum' ]