Cat Laws

• Law of Electric Blanket Attraction
  Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the speed of light.
  
  
• Law of Random Comfort Seeking
  A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the most comfortable spot in any given room.
  
  
• Law of Bag/Box Occupancy
  All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.
  
  
• Law of Cat Embarrassment
  A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of human laughter.
  
  
• Law of Milk Consumption
  A cat will drink his weight in milk, squared, just to show you he can.
  
  
• Law of Furniture Replacement
  A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture.
  
  
• Law of Cat Landing
  A cat will always land in the softest place possible; often the midsection of an unsuspecting, reclining human.
  
  
• Law of Fluid Displacement
  A cat immersed in milk will displace her own volume, minus the amount of milk consumed.
  
  
• Law of Cat Disinterest
  A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.
  
  
• Law of Pill Rejection
  Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.
  
  
• Law of Cat Composition
  A cat is composed of Matter + Antimatter + It Doesn't Matter.

[ Author Unknown -- from 'Colorado Comments' ]