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Cat Person
You Know You're A Cat Person When...
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...you make swiming suits for your cats, so they can sunbathe in public.
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...you refer to going to the bathroom as "using
the litterbox."
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...you do not consider an outfit complete without
some cat hair.
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...you consider cat hair in your food as extra fiber.
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...you apologize when you step on a fuzzy cat toy
in the dark.
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...you snap your fingers and pat the sofa beside
you to invite your guests to sit down.
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...you sleep on one edge of the bed because the
cat is sleeping in the middle looking soooo cute!
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...you accidentally put your child's dinner plate on
the floor.
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...you spend more money on toys for your cats than
on the kids or grandkids
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...you decorate your Christmas tree with dangling cat
toys.
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...your neighbors refer to you as "the crazy one with
all the cats."
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...you have more pictures of your cats than your
kids in your wallet.
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...you refer to your cat as your furry child.
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...your parents wind up with a four-footed, furry
"grandchild."
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...you plan your vacation around the cat show schedule.
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...you accidentally call your spouse by your cat's name!
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...you set a place at the dinner table for your cat.
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...you have a set of towels with "His" "Hers" and
"Kitty's."
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...you call home and leave a message on the
answering machine for your cat.
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...you have the cat meow on the outgoing message
of the answering machine.
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...you and kitty have matching outfits.
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...your spouse says, "Me or the cat!" and there's
no hesitation.
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...you never go to the door unless it's to let a cat out.
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...your favorite friends have fleas.
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...you chose a house to buy based on it having a
good location for the cat-box.
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...you think cat fur makes a wonderful garnish to
any meal.
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...you own 17 varieties of kitty-nail-clippers.
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...you are lost for conversation with non-cat people.
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...you meow so well, you confuse the cats.
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...you bore the neighbors with discussions on the
exact nutritional differences between 9-Lives and
Amore...at length.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Joke du Jour' (JdJ@yahoogroups.com) ]
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