Two Cats Sunbathing

Cat Person

You Know You're A Cat Person When...

  • make swiming suits for your cats, so they can sunbathe in public.

  • refer to going to the bathroom as "using the litterbox."

  • do not consider an outfit complete without some cat hair.

  • consider cat hair in your food as extra fiber.

  • apologize when you step on a fuzzy cat toy in the dark.

  • snap your fingers and pat the sofa beside you to invite your guests to sit down.

  • sleep on one edge of the bed because the cat is sleeping in the middle looking soooo cute!

  • accidentally put your child's dinner plate on the floor.

  • spend more money on toys for your cats than on the kids or grandkids

  • decorate your Christmas tree with dangling cat toys.

  • ...your neighbors refer to you as "the crazy one with all the cats."

  • have more pictures of your cats than your kids in your wallet.

  • refer to your cat as your furry child.

  • ...your parents wind up with a four-footed, furry "grandchild."

  • plan your vacation around the cat show schedule.

  • accidentally call your spouse by your cat's name!

  • set a place at the dinner table for your cat.

  • have a set of towels with "His" "Hers" and "Kitty's."

  • call home and leave a message on the answering machine for your cat.

  • have the cat meow on the outgoing message of the answering machine.

  • and kitty have matching outfits.

  • ...your spouse says, "Me or the cat!" and there's no hesitation.

  • never go to the door unless it's to let a cat out.

  • ...your favorite friends have fleas.

  • chose a house to buy based on it having a good location for the cat-box.

  • think cat fur makes a wonderful garnish to any meal.

  • own 17 varieties of kitty-nail-clippers.

  • are lost for conversation with non-cat people.

  • meow so well, you confuse the cats.

  • bore the neighbors with discussions on the exact nutritional differences between 9-Lives and length.

[ Author Unknown -- from 'Joke du Jour' ( ]


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