Cat pirches and 'cat walks' on the walls of multi-story house.

Cat Quiz

Is your devotion to your cat and "cat things" in the training stage, at a moderate level, or extreme? Or are you an all out shameless "cat-a-holic?" Let's just see how you rate as a "cat person," shall we? See how many of these can you give an HONEST "yes" answer to:
  • Can you meow so well that you can fake out your cats?

  • Have you ever called your husband/wife by the cat's name by mistake?

  • Do you think of your cats as the "furry kids?"

  • Did you ever decide to buy a house or rent an apartment based solely on the potential spot for the litterbox?

  • Do you think cat hair in your food is a good source of protein?

  • Last Christmas did you spend more money on cat toys than you did on gifts for the kids or grandkids?

  • Are you at a loss as to how to talk to people who don't own any cats?

  • Does your wallet contain more photos of your cats than your kids or grandkids?

  • Have you often slept on the very edge of the bed so that you won't disturb the cat who's sleeping in the very middle?

  • Do you leave messages for the kitty on the answering machine?

  • Have you ever invited a guest to sit down by patting the seat and making that noise with your pursed lips?

  • Does your answering machine have the cat meowing on the outgoing message?

  • When you go to the bathroom do you think of it as "using the litterbox"?

  • Have you made a habit of setting a place at the table for the kitty?

  • Do you know your cat's birthday (or if not, have made a good guess) and have a birthday party to celebrate?

  • When your husband/wife gives you the ultimatum, "OK, it's me or the cat," you don't hesitate for even one second.

  • Do your neighbors talk about you as "the nut with all the cats?"

  • How many did you answer "yes" to? I think just answering one with a "yes" is enough to qualify you as a "Cat Person." The number of yes answers determines the degree of . . .

*** Your "Cat-ability" Score:

  • 1 to 4 yes answers: In training - you could do better, but it's OK, you're learning.

  • 5 to 8 yes answers: Moderate - working on it, improving nicely. Potential is there.

  • 9 to 13 yes answers: Extreme - just about there, almost mastered the art. Keep stretching yourself.

  • 14 to 17 yes answers: Totally possessed, hopelessly devoted, cat-a-holic. Congratulations! (But you'll find no 12 step program here!) Addicted and proud of it, I say!
[ Author Unknown - from 'Aiken Drum' ( ]

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