As a teacher, Ms. Jones, was very curious about how each of her
students celebrated Christmas. She called on young Patrick Murphy.
"Tell me Patrick what do you do at Christmas Time?", she asked.
Patrick addressed the class, "Well Ms. Jones, me and my twelve
brothers and sisters go to the midnight Mass and we Sing hymns, then
we come home very late and we put mince pies by the back door and
hang up our stockings. Then all excited we go to bed and wait for Father Christmas to come
with all our Toys".
"Very nice Patrick", she said.
"Now, Jimmy Brown what do you do at Christmas?"
"Well, Ms. Jones, me and my sister also go to Church with Mum And Dad and we sing carols
and we get home ever so late. We put cookies and milk by the chimney
and we hang up our stockings. We hardly sleep, waiting for Santa
Claus to bring our presents."
Realizing there was a Jewish boy in the class and not wanting to
leave Him out of the discussion, she asked, "Now, Isaac Cohen, what
do you do at Christmas?"
Isaac said, "Well, it's the same thing every year. Dad comes home
from the office. We all pile into the Rolls Royce, then we Drive to
his toy factory. When we get inside, we look at all The empty shelves and begin to
sing 'What a Friend We Have in Jesus'. Then we all go to the
[ by: Jeff Foxworthy -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]
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