Change a Light Bulb
A: I'll have an estimate for you a week from Monday.
A: One-third less than for a regular bulb.
A: Two: One to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.
A: Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a cosmos of nothingness.
A: That's not funny!
A: None. It turned itself in.
A: Only one, but it sure takes a truckload of light bulbs!
A: Three: One to find a bulb specialist, one to find a bulb installation specialist, and one to bill it all to Medicare.
A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
A: Seven: One to install the new bulb, and six to figure what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
A: The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
A: None.... There never *was* any light bulb, don't you remember?
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]
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