The young priest nodded, and the old priest continued, "And you told me a little more 'beat' to the music would bring young people back to church, so I suppose that's why you brought in that rock 'n roll gospel choir. Now we are packed in the balcony."
"Thank you, Father," answered the young priest. "I am pleased that you are open to the new ideas of youth."
"Well," said the elderly priest, "I'm afraid you've gone to far with the drive-thru confessional."
"But, Father," protested the young priest, "my confessions have nearly doubled since I began that!"
"I know, son," replied the elderly priest, "but the flashing neon sign, 'Toot n' Tell or Go To Hell' is way to much for this church."