Civil Servants

  • Ten civil servants standing in a line, One of them was downsized - then there were nine.

  • Nine civil servants who must negotiate, One joined the union - then there were eight.

  • Eight civil servants thought they were in heaven, 'Til one of them was redeployed - then there were seven.

  • Seven civil servants, their jobs as safe as bricks, But one was reclassified - then there were six.

  • Six civil servants trying to survive, One of them was privatized - then there were five.

  • Five civil servants ready to give more, But one golden handshake reduced them to four.

  • Four civil servants full of loyalty, Their jobs were all advertised - then there were three.

  • Three civil servants under review, One left on secondment - then there were two.

  • Two civil servants coping on the run, One went on stress leave - then there was one.

  • The last civil servant agreed to relocate, Replaced by 10 contract workers at twice the hourly rate.

[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' ( ]


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