Company Motivation Posters - You'll Never See!

1. If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.
   
   
2. It's only unethical if you get caught.
   
   
3. The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
   
   
4. We put the "k" in "kwality."
   
   
5. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity!
   
   
6. A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.
   
   
7. ABANDON ALL HOPE, ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE.
   
   
8. Two days without a Human Rights Violation!
   
   
9. Your job is still better than asking, "You want fries with that?"
   
   
10. If at first you don't succeed, try management.
    
    
11. Never quit until you have another job.
    
    
12. The floggings will continue until morale improves!

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