Computer Swallowed Grandpa

          The computer swallowed Grandpa
          Yes honestly, its true.
          He pressed 'control' and 'enter'
          And disappeared from view.

          It devoured him completely
          The thought just makes me squirm.
          Maybe he's caught a virus
          Or been eaten by a worm.

          I've searched through the recycle bin
          And files of every kind.
          I've even used the internet
          But nothing could I find.
          I asked Jeeves in desperation
          My searches to refine.
          The reply from him was negative
          Not a thing was found online.

          So, if someday in your 'InBox'
          My Grandpa you should see.
          Please 'Scan', 'Copy' and 'Paste' him
          In an E-mail back to me.

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