In Farmington, Missouri, Susan Faraday, 28, in
court facing a drug charge, was also charged with
theft, after she stole several items from the court,
including the judge's gavel, on her way out of the
In Milwaukee, Wisconsin, David Keeler, 33, a
bank robber, wrote his holdup note on the back of
his probation papers, which noted he was on
probation for bank robbery.
Ann Baker, 45, planning to burn down her house
for the insurance money in Greensburg, Pennsylvania,
removed almost all of her furniture, a TV, clothes,
and several large appliances, and covered them with
a protective tarp, in her back yard,before setting
the house on fire.
In Butler, Pennsylvania, Joel Crytzer, 63, was
charged with marijuana possession, when officers
spotted the drug on the floor of his car, which they
had stopped, because Crytzer had been cruising down
the road, seemingly oblivious to the fact that, his
car had only three tires.
On Long Island, New York, Martin Maynard, 28,
stole a TV, an MP3 player, a desktop computer and a
phone from an electronics store, returned a few days
later to return the TV, the MP3 player, the desktop
computer, and the phone for a refund.
An Atlanta woman, Diane Cartwright, 22, with
counterfeit bills she wanted to pass, went to a
grocery store, and attempted to pay for goods, by
mixing the counterfeit bills, in with some real
cash. When a clerk noticed that some of the bills
were fake, Cartwright fled, leaving all the cash
behind. Upon returning home, she had her boyfriend,
Carl Weston, 24, call the police, and ask if they
could come by the station, and claim the money she'd
left behind, that wasn't fake. The cops said,
"Sure," Cartwright and Weston were arrested, when
they arrived at the police station.
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