Why is it that inside every older person is a younger person
wondering what the heck happened?
Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?
In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in
summer when we complained about the heat?
Why are the needy only thought of during the holidays? Aren't they
just as needy throughout the rest of the year?
Why is it that men can react to broken bones as 'just a sprain' and
deep wounds as 'just a scratch,' but when they get the sniffles they are
deathly ill 'with the flu' and have to be bedridden for weeks?
How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?
Why do men forget everything and women remember everything?
Shouldn't all married men forget their mistakes? After all there's
no sense in two people remembering the same things, right?
Is the real reason women live longer then men because they don't
have to live with women?
If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your
wife told you to?
[ Author Unknown -- from Keith Todd (email@example.com) ]
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