Dog Breeds That Just Didn't Make It

1. Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
   
   
2. Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
   
   
3. Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries
   
   
4. Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
   
   
5. Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog
   
   
6. Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer = Spaniel Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
   
   
7. Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
   
   
8. Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
   
   
9. Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
   
   
10. Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks (or drools) incessantly
    
    
11. Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by ... oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
    
    
12. Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work with you
    
    
13. Bloodhound + Borzoi = Bloody Bore, a dog that's not much fun
    
    
14. Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
    
    
15. Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

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