Dog Food Diet
A man was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dogs and
was in line to check out. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
I was feeling a bit mischievous, so on impulse, I told her no.... I was
starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because
I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds
before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of
most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.
Her eyes about bugged out of her head. I went on and on with the
bogus diet story and she was totally buying it! I told her that it
was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load
your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two
every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line by
now was totally enthralled with my story - particularly a tall guy behind her.
Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and
was that why I ended up in the hospital? I said no..... I'd been
sitting in the street licking my 'behind' when a car hit me.
The tall guy in line behind her was laughing so hard I thought he was going to
have to be carried out the door.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]
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