Why Dogs Are Better Than Women

( Humor -- no disrespect to women intended. )

Dogs love it when your friends come over.

Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.

Dogs think you sing great.

A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.

Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late.

The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.

Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

Dogs don't care if you call them by another dog's name.

Dogs enjoy rough play.

Dogs love red meat.

Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.

Anyone can get a good looking dog.

If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.

Dogs don't shop.

Dogs like it when you leave a lot of things on the floor.

A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.

Dogs never need to examine the relationship.

A dog's parents never visit.

Dogs love long car trips, and like the wind blowing through their hair.

Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.

Dogs don't hate their bodies.

No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood.

Dogs never criticize.

Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

Dogs never expect gifts, but appreciate any treat you give them.

Dogs don't worry about germs.

Dogs don't want to know about other dogs you have ever been with.

Dogs like to do their snooping outside, as opposed to in your wallet, desk, and the back of your sock drawer.

Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.

Dogs would rather you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one.

You never have to wait for a dog. They're ready to go 24 hours a day.

Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry.

Dogs don't borrow your shirts.

Dogs never want foot rubs.

Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.

Dogs find you amusing when you act silly.

Dogs don't cry.

Dogs aren't catty.

Dogs seldom outlive you.

Best of all, dogs love you unconditionally -- through good times and bad.

[ Author Unknown -- from Anonymous ]