Don't Say This To Police...
- Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't
- Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
- Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with
me. Good job!
- Are You Andy or Barney?
- I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be
a police officer.
- You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
- I pay your salary!
- Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave
me a warning, too!
- Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of
- I was trying to keep up with traffic. I know there are
no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
- When the Officer says "Gee Son... Your eyes look red,
have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond
with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been
[ Author Unknown -- from 'LABLaughs' ]
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