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Fun Things To Do During Boring Sermons
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Pass a note to the organist asking whether he/she plays requests.
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See if a yawn really is contagious.
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Slap your neighbor. See if they turn the other cheek. If not, raise
your hand and tell the preacher.
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Devise ways of climbing into the balcony without using the stairs.
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Listen for your preacher to use a word beginning with 'A' then 'B' and
so on through the alphabet.
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Sit in the back row and roll a handful of marbles under the pews ahead
of you. After the service, credit yourself with 10 points for every
marble that made it to the front.
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Using church bulletins or visitor cards for raw materials, design,
test and modify a collection of paper airplanes.
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Start from the back of the church and try to crawl all the way to the
front, under the pews, without being noticed.
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Raise your hand and ask for permission to go to the rest room.
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Whip out a hankie and blow your nose. Vary the pressure exerted on
your nostrils and trumpet out a rendition of your favorite hymn.
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Chew gum; if the sermon goes on for more than 30 minutes, start
blowing bubbles.
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Try to indicate to the minister that his fly is undone.
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By unobtrusively drawing your arms up into your sleeves, turn your
shirt around backwards.
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While people are locating the announced congregational song, step out
in the aisle and begin waving your arms as if directing the hymn.
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Sit close to the front, and during the prayer, turn around backwards,
point, and count softly how many people do not have their heads bowed
and eyes closed.
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See how many hard candies you can stuff in your cheeks before anyone
catches you.
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Begin coughing and get louder and louder until you get to excuse
yourself and leave the room.
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Choose a different song than was announced and begin singing it as
loud as you can.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]
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