Easter One-Liners

1. Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
   A: Eggercise
   
   
2. Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and the Easter Bunny?
   A: A good Easter.
   
   
3. Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
   A: Hoppy Easter!
   
   
4. Q: "Why are you studying your Easter candy?"
   A: "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
   
   
5. Q: What do you get when you find a rabbit with no hair?
   A: A hairless hare!
   
   
6. Q: Why are people always tired in April?
   A: Because they just finished a march
   
   
7. Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
   A: He was a little chicken!
   
   
8. Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
   A: A slam duck.
   
   
9. Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
   A: An egghead.
   
   
10. Q: What grows between your nose and chin?
    A: Tulips (Two Lips).
    
    
11. Q: What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?
    A:Coloured scrambled eggs!
    
    
12. Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?
    A: Because it was the chicken's day off.
    
    
13. Q: What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
    A: A smarty pants.
    
    
14. Q: What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
    A: The very first rabbit to lay an egg!
    
    
15. Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
    A: A receding hareline.

[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]