• Elderly Texting

    Texting for the elderly . . . .

    1. BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
    2. ROFL. CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing.  Can't Get Up
    3. DWI: Driving While Incontinent
    4. LOL: Living On Lipitor
    5. OMG: Oy, My Grandchildren!
    6. OMG: Ouch, My Groin!
    7. IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
    8. WTF: What's Today's Fish?
    9. IMHMO: In My HMO.
    10. RULKM: Are You Leaving Kids Money?
    11. BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
    12. TGIF: Thank Goodness It's Four (Four O'Clock - Early Bird Special)
    13. FWB: Friend With Betablockers
    14. FYI: For Your Indigestion.
    15. JK: Just Kvetching
    16. TTYL: Talk To You Louder
    17. MILF: Meal I'd Like To Forget
    18. LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
    19. LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
    20. MGAD: My Grandson's A Doctor
    21. SUK: Speak Up, Kid
    22. WIWYA: When I Was Your Age
    23. GOML: Get Off My Lawn
    [ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]

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