Employer's Lingo Interpreted
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
We have no time to train you.
We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up; well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.
You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.
Some time each night and some time each weekend.
Anyone in the office can boss you around.
We have no quality control.
Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that way).
If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled.
We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.
You'll need it to replace three people who just left.
You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.
You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.
Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'andychaps_the-funnies' (Andychap@aol.com) ]
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