• Office Excuses For Sleeping

    1. This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.

    2. I was working smarter - not harder.

    3. Whew!  I must have left the top off the whiteout.

    4. I wasn't sleeping!  I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!

    5. This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!

    6. I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.

    7. I'm in the management training program.

    8. I'm actually doing a Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan (SLEEP).  I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.

    9. This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!

    10. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.  Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga?

    11. Damn!  Why did you interrupt me?  I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.

    12. The coffee machine is broken . . . .

    13. Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.

    14. Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off.

    15. Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!

    16. I wasn't sleeping.  I was trying to pick up my contact lens without my hands.

    17. The mail courier flipped out and pulled a gun so I was playing dead to avoid getting shot.

    18. Geez, I thought you (the boss) were gone for the day.
    [ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]

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