Exercise Program


Physical exercise is good for you. I know that I should do it daily but my body doesn't want me to do too much, so I have worked out this program of activities that do not require excessive physical exercise. You are invited to use my program without charge . . .

        1. Beating around the bush

        2. Jumping to conclusions

        3. Climbing the walls

        4. Swallowing my pride

        5. Passing the buck

        6. Throwing my weight around

        7. Dragging my heels

        8. Pushing my luck

        9. Making mountains out of molehills

        10. Hitting the nail on the head

        11. Wading through paperwork

        12. Bending over backwards

        13. Jumping on the bandwagon

        14. Balancing the books

        15. Running around in circles

        16. Eating crow

        17. Tooting my own horn

        18. Climbing the ladder of success

        19. Pulling out the stops

        20. Adding fuel to the fire

        21. Opening a can of worms

        22. Putting my foot in my mouth

        23. Starting the ball rolling

        24. Going over the edge

        25. Picking up the pieces
Happy Exercising ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !



[ Author Unknown -- from 'Lab Laughs' (LABLaughsClean@topica.com) -- Ed:Anon. ]

       

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