Failing with Style
We all fail sometimes, but there's something about failing with
style. Here are some of the best test paper blunders from the most
clueless - and inventive - of students.
Question: Name one of the early Romans' greatest achievements.
Answer: Learning to speak Latin
Question: What is a fibula?
Answer: A little lie
Question: What were the circumstances of Julius Caesar's death?
Answer: Suspicious ones
Question: Give an example of a smoking-related disease.
Answer: Early death
Question: What is a plasmid?
Answer: A high definition television
Question: Christians only have one spouse, what is this called?
Question: Name an environmental side effect of burning fossil fuels.
Question: What does the term "lava" mean?
Answer: A pre-pubescent caterpillar
Question: The race of people known as Malays come from which country?
Question: Name one famous Greek landmark.
Answer: The most famous Greek landmark is the Apocalypse
Question: Where was the American Declaration of Independence signed?
Answer: At the bottom.
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