Failing with Style

We all fail sometimes, but there's something about failing with style. Here are some of the best test paper blunders from the most clueless - and inventive - of students.

1. CLASSICAL STUDIES
   
   Question: Name one of the early Romans' greatest achievements.
   
   Answer: Learning to speak Latin
   
   
   
2. BIOLOGY
   
   Question: What is a fibula?
   
   Answer: A little lie
   
   
   
3. CLASSICAL STUDIES
   
   Question: What were the circumstances of Julius Caesar's death?
   
   Answer: Suspicious ones
   
   
   
4. BIOLOGY
   
   Question: Give an example of a smoking-related disease.
   
   Answer: Early death
   
   
   
5. BIOLOGY
   
   Question: What is a plasmid?
   
   Answer: A high definition television
   
   
   
6. RELIGIOUS STUDIES
   
   Question: Christians only have one spouse, what is this called?
   
   Answer: Monotony
   
   
   
7. PHYSICS
   
   Question: Name an environmental side effect of burning fossil fuels.
   
   Answer: Fire
   
   
   
8. GEOGRAPHY
   
   Question: What does the term "lava" mean?
   
   Answer: A pre-pubescent caterpillar
   
   
   
9. GEOGRAPHY
   
   Question: The race of people known as Malays come from which country?
   
   Answer: Malaria
   
   
   
10. GEOGRAPHY
    
    Question: Name one famous Greek landmark.
    
    Answer: The most famous Greek landmark is the Apocalypse
    
    
    
11. HISTORY
    
    Question: Where was the American Declaration of Independence signed?
    
    Answer: At the bottom.

[ Author Unknown -- from Thomas S. Ellsworth 'GCF' (good-clean-fun@yahoogroups.com) ]