Man flying over his bicycle handlebars, about eight feet above the payment. Ouch!

Famous Last Words

  1. "Are you sure the power is off?"

  2. "Don't be so superstitious."

  3. "He's probably just hibernating."

  4. "I can do that with my eyes closed."

  5. "I wonder where the mother bear is?"

  6. "I'll get a world record for this."

  7. "I'll hold it and you light the fuse."

  8. "And that one over there, the red flashing
    one, what does that mean?"

  9. "I'm making a citizen's arrest."

  10. "It's fireproof."

  11. "It's strong enough for both of us."

  12. "I've done this before."

  13. "I've seen this done on TV."

  14. "Let it down slowly."

  15. "Nice doggie."

  16. "Now watch this..."

  17. "Pull the pin and count to what?"

  18. "Rat poison only kills rats."

  19. "So, you're a cannibal..."

  20. "Listen, I'm taking a course in chemistry,
    I know what I'm doing."

  21. "That's odd..."

  22. "These are the good kind of mushrooms."

  23. "This doesn't taste right."

  24. "What does this button do?"

  25. "Which wire was I supposed to cut?"
[ Author unknown - received from Chris Long at 'Laugh & Lift' ( ]

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