Ten Recommendations From Men To Women

1. Never buy a "new" brand of beer because "it was on sale."
   
   
2. If we're in the backyard and the TV in the den is on, that doesn't mean we're not watching it.
   
   
3. Don't tell anyone we can't afford a new car. Tell them we don't want one
   
   
4. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
   
   
5. Don't feel compelled to tell us how all the people in your stories are related to one another: We're just nodding, waiting for the punchline.
   
   
6. The quarterback who just got pummeled isn't trying to be brave. He's just not crying. Big difference!
   
   
7. When the waiter asks if everything's okay, a simple "Yes" is fine.
   
   
8. What do you mean, "leering?" She's obstructing my view.
   
   
9. If we see you in the morning and at night, why call us at work?
   
   
10. When I'm turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the off-ramp, saying "Oh, this is our exit, Honey" is not really necessary.

[ by: B. Kanner -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]