Ten Recommendations From Men To Women
Never buy a "new" brand of beer because "it was on sale."
If we're in the backyard and the TV in the den is on, that
doesn't mean we're not watching it.
Don't tell anyone we can't afford a new car. Tell them we
don't want one
Please don't drive when you're not driving.
Don't feel compelled to tell us how all the people in your
stories are related to one another: We're just nodding, waiting
for the punchline.
The quarterback who just got pummeled isn't trying to be
brave. He's just not crying. Big difference!
When the waiter asks if everything's okay, a simple "Yes"
What do you mean, "leering?" She's obstructing my view.
If we see you in the morning and at night, why call us
When I'm turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto
the off-ramp, saying "Oh, this is our exit, Honey" is not
[ by: B. Kanner -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]
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