Funny Signs

        1. Anesthesiologist's business card:

          When you care enough to sleep with the very best.

        2. Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:

          Dr. Jones, at your cervix.

        3. In a Podiatrist's office:

          Time wounds all heels.

        4. On a Septic Tank Truck:

          Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

        5. At a Proctologist's door:

          To expedite your visit please back in.

        6. On a Plumber's truck:

          We repair what your husband fixed.

        7. On another Plumber's truck:

          Don't sleep with a drip.  Call your plumber.

        8. On a Church's Billboard:

          7 days without God makes one weak.

        9. At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :

          Invite us to your next blowout.

        10. At a Towing company:

          We don't charge an arm and a leg.  We want tows.

        11. On an Electrician's truck:

          Let us remove your shorts.

        12. In a Non-Smoking Area:

          If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

        13. On a Maternity Room door:

          Push.  Push.  Push.

        14. At an Optometrist's Office:

          If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.

        15. On a Taxidermist's window:

          We really know our stuff.

        16. On a Fence:

          Salesmen welcome!  Dog food is expensive!

        17. At a Car Dealership:

          The best way to get back on your feet?  Miss a car payment.

        18. Outside a Muffler Shop:

          No appointment necessary.  We hear you coming.

        19. In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

          Be back in 5 minutes.  Sit!  Stay!

        20. At the Electric Company

          We would be delighted if you send in your payment.  However, if you don't, you will be.

        21. In a Restaurant window:

          Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.

        22. At a Propane Filling Station:

          Thank Heaven for little grills.

        23. In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

          Drive carefully.  We'll wait.

[ Author Unknown -- from Diane Dean White ( Thelamb212 at ) ]

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