Golf Book Tips

I've been reading a new book - if any of you would like to borrow it just let me know. It's called the "Useful Golf Book." It contains some really good articles, such as:

1. How to Line Up Your Fourth Putt.
   
   
2. How to hit a Nike from the rough when you hit a Titleist from the tee.
   
   
3. How to avoid the water when you lie 8 in the bunker.
   
   
4. How to get more distance off the shank.
   
   
5. Proper etiquette when you are playing with a complete jerk.
   
   
6. Crying and how to handle it.
   
   
7. How to rationalize a 7-hour round.
   
   
8. How to find that ball that everyone else saw go in the water.
   
   
9. Why your spouse no longer cares that you birdied the 4th.
   
   
10. How to let a foursome play through your twosome without getting embarrassed.
    
    
11. How to relax when you're hitting five off the tee.

[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]