Golfer - Caddy

  1. Golfer: Well, I have never played this badly before!
    Caddy: I didn't realize you had played before, sir.

  2. Golfer: Caddy, Do you think my game is improving?
    Caddy: Oh yes, sir! You miss the ball much closer than you used to.

  3. Golfer: Please stop checking your watch all the time, caddy. It's distracting!
    Caddy: This isn't a watch, sir. It's a compass.

  4. Golfer: Caddy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?
    Caddy: The way you play, sir, it's a crime any day of the week!

  5. Golfer: This golf is a funny game.
    Caddy: It's not supposed to be.

  6. Judge: Do you understand the nature of an oath?
    Boy: Do I? I'm your caddie, remember!

  7. Golfer: That can't be my ball, caddy. It looks far too old.
    Caddy: It's been a long time since we started, sir.

  8. Golfer: That's good for one long drive and a putt.
    Caddy (after ball travels only one meter): And now for one hell of a putt.

  9. Friendly golfer (to player searching for lost ball): What sort of a ball was it?
    Caddie (butting in): A brand new one -- never been properly hit yet!

  10. Golfer: Caddiemaster, that boy isn't even eight years old.
    Caddiemaster: Better that way, sir. He probably can't count past ten.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' ( ]

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