Golfer - Caddy
Caddy: I didn't realize you had played before, sir.
Caddy: Oh yes, sir! You miss the ball much closer than you used to.
Caddy: This isn't a watch, sir. It's a compass.
Caddy: The way you play, sir, it's a crime any day of the week!
Caddy: It's not supposed to be.
Boy: Do I? I'm your caddie, remember!
Caddy: It's been a long time since we started, sir.
Caddy (after ball travels only one meter): And now for one hell of a putt.
Caddie (butting in): A brand new one -- never been properly hit yet!
Caddiemaster: Better that way, sir. He probably can't count past ten.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]
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