Hospital Ranks

Staff Ranking of a Hospital ....

• Surgeon:
  Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
  Is more productive than a train
  Is faster than a speeding bullet
  Walks on water
  Talks with God
  
  
• Internist:
  Leaps short buildings in a single bound
  Is more powerful than a switch engine
  Is faster than a speeding BB
  Walks on water if the sea is calm
  Talks with God if special request is approved
  
  
• General Practitioner:
  Leaps short buildings with a running
  start and favorable winds
  Is almost as powerful as a switch engine
  Can fire a speeding bullet
  Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool
  Is occasionally addressed by God
  
  
• Resident:
  Barely clears a picket fence
  Loses tug-of-war with a train
  Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting
  self-injury
  Swims well
  Talks with animals
  
  
• Intern:
  Makes high skid marks on a wall when trying
  to leap buildings
  Is run over by a train
  Is not issued ammunition
  Dog paddles
  Talks to walls
  
  
• Medical Student:
  Runs into buildings
  Recognizes a train 2 out of 3 times
  Wets himself with a water pistol
  Cannot stay afloat without a life preserver
  Mumbles to himself
  
  
• Nurse:
  Lifts buildings and walks under them
  Kicks trains off the track
  Catches speeding bullets with her teeth and
  eats them
  Freezes water with a single glance
  The Nurse IS God !!!
  

[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]