How to Get Rid of Your Preacher
Steps to Get Rid of Your Preacher . . . .
Look him straight in the eye and say "Amen" once in awhile. He'll
preach himself to death within a few weeks.
Pat him on the back and brag on his good points. He'll work himself
Start paying him a living wage. He's probably been on starvation
wages for so long he'll eat himself to death.
Rededicate your own life and ask the preacher to give you a job to
do. He'll probably die of heart failure.
Get the congregation to unite in prayer for the pastor. He'll become
so effective some larger church will soon take him off your hands.
[ Source: Frank's Daily Chuckles ]
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