How To Tell If You're A HIGH-TECH REDNECK

1. You take your net-connected cell phone to the outhouse to read your eMail
   
   
2. Your eMail address ends in ".over.yonder.com"
   
   
3. Your computer is worth more than all your cars combined
   
   
4. Your presence on the World Wide Web is a "Down Home Page"
   
   
5. You tripled the value of your truck by installing a portable DVD You trim the kudzu back from your trailer so it won't mess up your DSL
   
   
6. You ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy" Your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite tractor
   
   
7. You start all your eMails with the words "Howdy!"
   
   
8. You can fix a trolling motor with a set of PC tools
   
   
9. You've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your drink can on
   
   
10. The bumper sticker on your truck says "My other computer is a laptop"
    
    
11. You know that a 'network' has nothing to do with fishin'
    
    
12. Your baseball cap has an Intel logo instead of "CAT"
    
    
13. There's Bondo on your keyboard
    
    
14. You keep inventory of your truck parts, fishin' lures and country music tapes in Excel
    
    
15. You've got every font ever made that looks like Old West signs or wood Plank fencing installed on your computer
    
    
16. You have "Free Bird" and "Achy Breaky Heart" on the MP3 player in your truck
    

[ Author Unknown -- from 'LAB Laughs' (LABLaughs@LABLaughs.com) ]