If Guys Ruled The World

1. Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number.
   
   
2. Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to "I love you."
   
   
3. Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards.
   
   
4. When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.
   
   
5. Each year, your raise would be pegged to the fortunes of the NFL team of your choice.
   
   
6. The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.
   
   
7. At the end of the workday, a whistle would blow and you'd jump out your window and slide down the tail of a brontosaurus and right into your car like Fred Flintstone.
   
   
8. It'd be considered harmless fun to gather 30 friends, put on horned helmets, and go pillage a nearby town.
   
   
9. Tanks would be far easier to rent.
   
   
10. Instead of an expensive engagement ring, you could give your wife-to-be a giant foam hand that said, "You're #1!"
    
    
11. Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years.  (Wouldn't help -- you STILL wouldn't remember!)

[ Author Unknown -- from Andy Chap (andychaps_the-funnies@yahoogroups.com) ]